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[stevetony_elf]

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Username: phoenixmetaphor

AO3 Username: phoenixmetaphor

Comics Steve/Tony: 616 (especially silver age/Tony’s second drinking arc/v3/preCW NAv1), Ults, Marvel Adventures

Other Fandoms/Ships/Characters:
Doctor Strange [616] (Strange/Clea or dubcon Strange/Dracula)
Sherlock Holmes [ACD, Granada, Richieverse, Elementary](Holmes/Watson or Joan Watson/Moriarity (Elementary only for the latter))
Star Trek DS9 (Julian Bashir centric or Bashir/Garak or Bashir/O’Brian/Keiko)

Likes: Tony whump, hurt/comfort, tentacle porn, BDSM, fantasy AUs involving creatures like dragons, unicorns, merfolk/octofolk, Black Jewels/Kushiel’s Legacy Night Court/DRoPern fusions, werewolves, kidnapping, sex farce, graphic depictions of cuddling

Dislikes: body horror/maiming, permadeath of a major character, unrelenting grimdark or no hope ending, mpreg, Hickmanvengers

Non-fandom related requests/anything else?: pictures of pets (dogs, cats, birbs, etc— don’t have to be your own pets!), cute or cool animal pics/vids of all kinds (I like everything from sea otters to jumping spiders and hyenas so all critters are go), cold weather themed mood boards, black tea and rooibos tea recommendations (preferably available for US shipping), color scheme inspiration swatches, free to download Procreate brushes, your favorite custom Starbucks drink order, recommendations for a Pokémon Sword team for my next playthrough (fandom inspired or not! I just find it hard to decide), your favorite Animal Crossing New Horizons screen shot (doesn’t have to be from your island but it helps!)

Comments

If you already know this one, have fun going back to it!

[lets_call_me_lily]

The classic BBC animal voiceover video, featuring Alan, Steve and more!

Re: If you already know this one, have fun going back to it!

[phoenixmetaphor]

Ahhh, I haven’t seen this before, thanks for the laugh! <3

you gave me a stocking 2020

[jetblackfeeling]

hi!! i hope you like this stocking stuffer. wishing you're safe and having a fantastic day :) if there's anything wrong in this, pls don't hesitate to let me know and i'll try to fix it. thank you!!

"bdsm" by jetblackfeeling (dw) / wingheads (ao3)

Re: you gave me a stocking 2020

[phoenixmetaphor]

Oh it’s perfect! No changes needed. Thanks so much!

[ironmanwithaplan]

[phoenixmetaphor]

Oh now this is a real surprise and a real treat! This pair doesn’t get near enough love imho opinion. The colors are perfect and magical ~*~*. And the scene is so playful! We never get to see them like this (especially now that Marvel Broke It). The flares and the platform heels and everything are so perfect. I love it! Thank you so much!

[sineala]

Hey hey! You are great and I wanted to write you a fic! Admittedly, I wanted to write you a different fic, but the other one got away from me, so instead I wrote this one:

Here in My Arms

(It's the best Depeche Mode title I could come up with at 5 am.)

[phoenixmetaphor]

Arrhhhbffffbbbfbdbd. YES. YESSSS. Hypothermia. Blankets! Head wounds! I told you already this made me cry (in the good way). You pluck my heartstrings like an expert. Steve is so vulnerable and trying to cover it up because Tony is hurt and aghhhhhh. Perfect. Love it. Yes. Yes. Thank you, thank you.

Anyway I owe you a better comment and god I owe you a better comment on a lot of stuff right now but they’re coming sometime I promise!

[dirigibleplumbing]

Hi phoenixmetaphor! I drew you a merman Steve.


On the topic of merpeople:
I ADORE these drawings of merbears by Dave Talaski. (You might know him from his superhero pinups.)

Spiders
I never find people to share my spider pics with so here are some adorable spoders!
a lot of good cuties here
close-up of an adorable fuzzy spider
an argiope with a smaller spider in her web
a colorful cutie

Also, I recently discovered the joy of spider emoji:
/╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\
/╲/\╭(ఠ్ఠఠ్ఠ˓̭ ఠ్ఠఠ్ఠ)╮/\╱\
/╲/\╭⁞ ರರ ͜ʖ ರರ ⁞╮/\╱\

Some dogs being friends with other animals:
raccoon and dog friend
rat and dog friend
dog hanging out with a pelican

And:
BABY HYENAS

[phoenixmetaphor]

ARGH HE’S SO PRETTY AND SO FANCY. I love him! Thank you so much. His tail is perfection. I’ve never seen that leafy seadragon style tail for Steve but it’s amazing. Thank you!

And thank you too sharing Merbears. Mer peep body diversity ftw!

And yay! Spider-fam! I didn’t think anyone would find me cute spiders. Spiders are so much fun to draw. And have stupid cute feet. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cute-spider-paws-photo-12-59bb988baaa18__700.jpg Thanks for the links and the kaomoji!

Thanks too for the dogs being pals to all critters. We don’t deserve dogs. At least. I don’t deserve dogs. They are too good.

BABY HYENAS!!!!

I have feasted well today.

Stocking Sorcery

[stargraven]

Hi Phoenix,

It's always a blast talking with you about Doctor Strange, tentacles, Doctor Strange and tentacles, Steve and Tony and tentacles, your wonderful artistic exploits, and your amazing Hot Toys collection.

I am thinking right now of the day Tony manages to walk in on Steve watching tentacle porn. Maybe he gets the door closed without Steve knowing he was there. Then "I hate magic" or no, heads straight to the Sanctum to request, beg, or extort Stephen to make him an elaborate magical tentacle bondage rig for Steve. Stephen asks if he's sure, and of COURSE he's sure; he's Tony! So Stephen figures on giving Tony a nice little "be careful what you ask for" gift, and little does Tony know, though he should, that it's not just a magic-infused creation, but an actual baby eldritch creature. You know, just like 8' tall at the carapace. A tiny mote of its eventual world-dwarfing immensity.

Tony, of course, doesn't *completely* trust what he's been given (he still has a few brain cells left), so has to try it out for himself, and then it turns out to be Steve who walks in on Tony in the very tentacled compromising position. They end up having a whole lot of fun now that their new friend has brought them together, but eventually not wanting to keep the creature ensorceled as their personal playgym. So they ask Stephen very nicely to send the creature back to its home dimension, not because it was too much for them, but because it deserves to be set free. And meanwhile, Tony has recreated a mechanical version, and Steve is like... I'm surprised you didn't just build something like this yourself to begin with! And Tony has to tell him about originally walking in on him and how it melted his mind and that is how all of this came about. And henceforth, while Stephen is discreet, there is also no day till the end of time where Steve and Tony will be free of his oh-so-knowing glances.

Ok, that is absolutely ridiculous, but a little bit of silly tentacle fun for you!


Wishes for all good things, and for the things that can't be good, to at least be getting better, in this current difficult world.

-wynnesome

Re: Stocking Sorcery

[phoenixmetaphor]

Aww, yes. Thank you for this lovely little story idea. I definitely advocate for the humane treatment of tentacle beasts. Tony really ought to know that Magic Isn’t To Be Trusted.

I do love the idea of them being consentually tentacled together. <3

It’s always a blast talking to you on server! Thanks for listening to me ramble your ear off about Doctor Strange. Sometimes I just have some Feelings About Stephen Strange to get off my chest.

[citsiurtlanu]

Hello bee. Tragically I have prematurely unloaded all my Bashir content onto you already, so I have no fresh Bashir material for this. However I have managed to uncover a few other things of amusement for you:

STREEEETTTTCH: https://i.imgur.com/TH245Nc.jpeg

Spider wearing OUR FAVORITE SNACK: https://i.imgur.com/6mBeGv4.jpeg

Lawyer cat: https://i.imgur.com/AqLBIfQ.png

I also found this in my account which you have seen already but I am pretty sure you will not mind seeing it again: https://i.imgur.com/rZQg6I5.gif

Okay no I dug a TINY bit and here is and OLD BASHIR post for you: https://fujiwaradivebar.tumblr.com/post/70038459742/oh-julian

Amazing!! Happy February! Let us talk in the very near future!

[phoenixmetaphor]

All kitties have Big Stretch Energy!

BEE GOT ME A SPIDER. I am so proud of bee ;-; And bugles.

If you can’t trust a kitty who can you trust?

COYRO!

95% of their friendship consists of Bashir doing and saying things and O’Brien giving him This Look.

THANK YOU FOR THIS GOOD FOOD BEE, I will talk to you very shortly.

[magicasen]

Hey sleepy/phoenix! Happy Valentine's Day! Thanks so much for always providing cool and fun insights on Tony, Steve, and Dr. Strange, and also for Murdering with us all! You will always be the only Sailor Iron Man in my heart.

Some pet photos:
My doggo https://i.imgur.com/9jh3bJw.jpg
My very intent kitty https://i.imgur.com/gBpWroO.jpg
A lovely and friendly cat I met on a walk the other day https://i.imgur.com/00i8gbP.jpg

[phoenixmetaphor]

Aghhh! What a good doggo. Peaceful doggo.

This definitely looks your kitty’s Plotting Face. A+.

An auspicious meeting!

Give your pets lots of love from me if you can. Thanks so much for sharing them!

[nostalgicatsea]

Happy belated Valentine's Day, phoenix! Here are some animals for you:



a little rat sniffing and wiggling its nose

this dog digging up the ground so water can flow a certain way