"Tony Stark," the villain's yelling from the top of the building he's clinging to, shaking a fist in the air, "he's the one to blame."
"I feel a migraine coming on," Iron Man sighs.
Steve shoots Iron Man an amused look from behind his shield, before lowering it and glaring up at the villain with his most disappointed-in-you expression as he can muster. "Come down from there son."
"I'm not your son! And not 'til I've had my say!" The villain keeps thrusting his fist in the air. "Tony Stark! He's the most selfish, irritating man on Earth."
"I'm not," Iron Man says, his indignant tone clear even through the modulator. There's a pause. Both Steve and Iron Man twitch in that pause. "Uh. He's not," Iron Man amends, too late. "I mean he's not. Yeah."
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Date: 2020-01-03 04:25 pm (UTC)"I feel a migraine coming on," Iron Man sighs.
Steve shoots Iron Man an amused look from behind his shield, before lowering it and glaring up at the villain with his most disappointed-in-you expression as he can muster. "Come down from there son."
"I'm not your son! And not 'til I've had my say!" The villain keeps thrusting his fist in the air. "Tony Stark! He's the most selfish, irritating man on Earth."
"I'm not," Iron Man says, his indignant tone clear even through the modulator. There's a pause. Both Steve and Iron Man twitch in that pause. "Uh. He's not," Iron Man amends, too late. "I mean he's not. Yeah."
"Tony," Steve sighs and pinches his nose.