This idea wouldn't ever quite let go of me, so I wish you the loveliest of holidays and new year by stuffing this big old fluffy footwear down your crack. Uh. I mean, this little bit of cracky fluff down your footwear. :D
My finest gifts to bring, pa run pun pun pun... Oops, sorry I couldn't offer you a proper Christmas Carol there, but how bout have some Steve and Tony?
commence stalking
This idea wouldn't ever quite let go of me, so I wish you the loveliest of holidays and new year by stuffing this big old fluffy footwear down your crack. Uh. I mean, this little bit of cracky fluff down your footwear. :D
My finest gifts to bring, pa run pun pun pun...
Oops, sorry I couldn't offer you a proper Christmas Carol there, but how bout have some Steve and Tony?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22052311
I hope this turned out well enough to bring you some fun and maybe even make you cry. Or make you make me cry.
Look, you know who I am, and you know what I do. And you know I wouldn't do you wrong -- right? :P
See you on January 19! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3