Hi darthbloodorange! Here’s a teeny little AA snippet. It was going to be the start of a longer story, and maybe it will be if I figure out what happens after this bit. Steve and Tony are in a relationship and keeping it from the rest of the team, though this is so short it’s not a big factor.
Tony knows it’s not his fault; he also knows that no one will ever believe him. Especially since the person who’s really to blame? Is Steve. Honestly, if Tony hadn’t seen it for himself, he wouldn’t believe it, either. “I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation,” Thor rumbles. “Tony?” “I did not put weapons on a sexbot,” Tony says, glaring at Natasha. “So how did it end up—” “I put a dildo on a weapons robot.” “Uh,” Clint says. “Not really seeing how that’s better?”
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Date: 2021-02-13 11:54 pm (UTC)Tony knows it’s not his fault; he also knows that no one will ever believe him. Especially since the person who’s really to blame? Is Steve.
Honestly, if Tony hadn’t seen it for himself, he wouldn’t believe it, either.
“I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation,” Thor rumbles. “Tony?”
“I did not put weapons on a sexbot,” Tony says, glaring at Natasha.
“So how did it end up—”
“I put a dildo on a weapons robot.”
“Uh,” Clint says. “Not really seeing how that’s better?”
And here are some chicken photos!
Some excellent photos of chickens from Malaysian chicken beauty pageants
Some more gorgeous chicken portraits
Luxury Chicks, A Fashion Photo Series With Chickens
Chickens photographed indoors
A very fancy chicken
PS: Here’s a snake emoji
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